Somehow taking nude selfies became a big part of a culture today. Not that I am complaining or something but “listen, naked selfie your life away. Like go, do your thing but clean your room” first, for God’s sake.

Because if you think that a messy room as a background to your nude selfie won’t take attention from what you’re really trying to communicate with your photo you’re wrong. And not that I am an expert or something but I may have seen a substantial amount of naked selfies over the past few years. Besides even if it wasn’t the case there is still a huge case study online so everyone can become an expert in this field… and I mean anyone. You really don’t have to do a lot of sweating to learn that. If you know what I mean.

Anyways, from what I’ve observed people tend to forget about the background of their photos. Which in my opinion, is a huge mistake. And here’s why. If I were a man I would prefer a naked girl in a cleanroom to a naked girl in a messy room. Believe me, I know how it sounds. But before all of the men who are reading this start thinking: “what does she know…” give me a second and I will prove my point.

Let’s start with one question. Have you ever seen a mess in the porn movie background? No? Do you know why? Because there wasn’t any. Otherwise, you would have noticed that, and we both know it. And you know why? The answer is quite simple. And here it is: there is nothing that draws attention away from the foreground than a messy background. I’m sorry but hey, that’s the truth and you have to deal with it.

So if you want somebody to focus on your naked body make the background presentable or at least less messy. Otherwise, this complete chaos that surrounds you will draw attention away from your main message or the sole purpose, if you prefer. Besides, you went through all the trouble trying to get the perfect nude selfie which by the way it’s not quite that simple as one may think and you didn’t have 5 minutes to clean and organize your bedroom? Yeah, right. You just didn’t care about that! A huge mistake.

Anyways, the point is that you spend so much time getting the perfect shot surrounded by a complete mess… Of course, I’m only assuming that you spend a lot of time trying to take a perfect naked selfie because we all know that there are strict rules that you have to follow if you want to take a selfie especially a nude one. hmm.… What I was talking about…? Oh, yes the rules… So, let’s see… according to professional photographers if you want to take a perfect naked selfie you have to find an angle that feels good to you, get creative but not too creative, choose the best lighting, highlight your favorite feature and… SET THE SCENE! Last but not least! Always set the scene aka clean your room. Let’s face it. There is nothing funnier than looking at a photo of a naked girl or boy in a sexy pose in front of a complete mess including dirty laundry, piles of uneaten food, and garbage… Please, correct me if I am wrong but this is disgusting… So if you’re about to take selfies in a dirty room with a dirty mirror looking like you didn’t take a shower that day think twice before you act. Why? Well, because it will produce exactly the opposite effect from the one you intended. Correct me if I am wrong but you really don’t want others who are looking at your photo asking themselves: What is that dirt all over their mirror and what’s with this dirty laundry? Yeah, I’m sorry but that’s one of the harsh realities of adult life…

If you are still wondering why the hell I am using this example of taking a naked selfie in a messy room. Here is your answer: A messy room says a lot about your personality. Furthermore, taking a naked selfie in a messy room says even more about you. So yes, I used this quite bizarre example as an analogy for your possible state of mind and the way you navigate your life. Gosh, I hope it makes sense… But hang on there because it’s about to be even more interesting…

So, here’s the deal, a messy room as we have established, says a lot about your personality. Because your external personal space is the reflection of your internal world. You may not be aware of this, but it’s actually true. Furthermore, people feel this “messy and chaotic vibe” subconsciously and it’s not the type of energy someone wants to attract. That’s why we all tend to avoid someone else’s mess… Besides, considering that life is incredibly unpredictable and we all have to find our way to embrace our own chaos and learn to move forward in uncertainty most of us have neither the time nor the desire to clean up other people’s mess. Everyone has to do it by themselves internally and externally. Everyone has to clean their messy field of being by themselves if they want to be taken seriously.

Besides, if you think that you can effectively navigate your life while being surrounded by a complete mess, you’re wrong. Why? Well, for many different reasons. But in order to explain this, we should stop for a second and think about what a messy room aka your chaotic external personal space says about you. In my humble opinion,